It's my turn to gloat for a while.
"You should go to bed because I'm coming down in the morning. I know you cant sleep because you can't stop thinking about me but you should try anyway. So get your ugly sleep because if you get any more beautiful I'll probably have a heart attack."
Love, steve.
Gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat.
I've been having troubles lately. Not to mention I have zero dollars for christmas presents this year. Did you hear that? Zero.
I'll let you know that isn't my problem.
This year, for christmas, we picked names. Good idea, consideing I'm low on cash. Did I say low? I meant I don't have any. Anyway... good idea, right? All went well, Lyndsay picked my name and I picked Jakes. Well, all went well until about two weeks ago. Then everything went stupid.
He apologized, I forgave. I forgave, but I won't forget. And where I stand right now, is that I'm not too enthusiastic about buying him a christmas present. Not just because I'm low on cash or because our friendship isn't really the same, but more because I'll most likely end up buying him a shit gift.
By the way, I am not a shit gift giver.